I will begin thinking outside the box when I see any thought going on inside the box.

me

Why dance when you can Walken?

Be the trouble you wish to see in the world

Don't ever confuse monogamy with commitment. They aren't the same, and they aren't even mutually inclusive.

me

A clever man has all the answers; A wise man has all the questions.

me

A smart man knows what to say, a wise man when to say it.

Prayer. Because God's plans are so fucking unimportant, he will probably change them if you ask him to.

some girl on twitter

I use the C4 mixed with peppermint verty to give you a blast of minty fresh breath!

I think the thing that makes you such a powerful person is that you aren't afraid to be an asshole.
you just ARE. Your personality and your nature are in harmony.

Kevin @me

The woman does not exist whose beauty all men shall agree upon.

G. Leopardi

I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

Oscar Wilde

The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself.

Oscar Wilde

I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Mark Twain

It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Krishnamurti

When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained.

Edward R. Murrow

Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.

Howard Aiken

The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.

Katharine Whitehorn

The mightiest of weapons is truth. And everyone knows you're not permitted to bring a weapon into a Government building.

John Alejandro King

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

Oscar Wilde

As you may have heard, the U.S. is putting together a constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? Think about it -- it was written by very smart people, it's served us well for over two hundred years, and besides, we're not using it any more.

Jay Leno

The authority of government ... can have no pure right over my person and my property but what I concede to it.

Henry David Thoreau

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. ... God forbid we should ever be twenty years without such a rebellion; what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms.

Thomas Jefferson

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Milton Berle

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

Dr. Seuss

Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.

Aaron Levenstein

If you are not living on the edge, you are taking up too much room.

Jayne Howard

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Elbert Hubbard

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.

Winston Churchill

We've gotten to the point where everybody's got a right and nobody's got a responsibility.

Newton Minow

Education is what you get when you read the fine print;
Experience is what you get when you don't.

Pete Seeger

Science attempts to merely describe reality; theism, on the other hand, attempts to claim it, and take credit for its entirety. It's rather easy to spot which side is the arrogant one.

Johnny O'Coileain

Fear is a reflex; Confidence is a choice.
Success is a decision.

Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined and imprisoned; yet we have not advanced one inch towards uniformity.

Thomas Jefferson, Notes on Virginia, 1782

My opinion is that there would never have been an infidel, if there had never been a priest. The artificial structures they have built on the purest of all moral systems, for the purpose of deriving from it pence and power, revolts those who think for themselves, and who read in that system only what is really there.

Thomas Jefferson, letter to Mrs. Samuel H. Smith, August, 6, 1816

You are never dedicated to something you have
complete confidence in. No one is fanatically shouting
that the sun is going to rise tomorrow. They know it
is going to rise tomorrow. When people are
fanatically dedicated to political or religious
faiths or any other kinds of dogmas or goals, it's
always because these dogmas or goals are in doubt.

Robert M. Pirsig
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

You are priests, not social or political leaders. Let us not be under the illusion that we are serving the Gospel through an exaggerated interest in the wide field of temporal problems.

Pope John Paul II

I don't think we're here for anything, we're just products of evolution. You can say 'Gee, your life must be pretty bleak if you don't think there's a purpose,' but I'm anticipating a good lunch.

Dr. James Watson (codiscoverer of the structure of DNA)

Political language. . . is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.

George Orwell

Orthodoxy means not thinking--not needing to think. Orthodoxy is unconsciousness.

George Orwell

Don't talk about what you have done or what you are going to do.

Thomas Jefferson

He who knows best knows how little he knows.

Thomas Jefferson

Question with boldness even the existence of a god; because if there be one he must approve of the homage of reason more than that of blindfolded fear.

Thomas Jefferson, letter to Peter Carr, August 10, 1787

People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.

To whom do I pray? I pray to myself, for only I shall make my dreams become reality.

me

A cynic would call me a walking advertisement. I call myself a concierge.

me

I'm going to be an honest person. Bitches love honest people.

me